Thursday, October 19, 2006

The GOP Hail Mary Pass: "Vote Dem and Die"

We knew this was coming didn't we? Big scary ad with Bin Laden threatening to kill us all. Aided and abetted by the soft, terrorist-coddling Democrats.

The only thing they have to sell is fear itself. Oooh. Scary. Just in time or Halloween.

The only thing the ad was missing is the shot where Bin Laden morphs into Willie Horton.

By the way Mr. Bush, you had the boogey man surrounded at Tora Bora. How come you let him go? I don't suppose it was because you knew you could count on his help election cycle after election cycle. Sorry, guys, your game is old and it doesn't work anymore.

Fool me once, shame on... Why, I think you almost remember how that old saying goes, don't you, Mr. Bush.

We have your number now. And it's in the low 30's. You, Cheney, Rove, Mehlman, Hastert, Ney, Abramoff, DeLay, Foley... oh, why go on?... the list is endless and each character on it is more depressing than the last.

Trying one last shot at rousing the base? Guess what? It's working, but you're rousing the wrong base. Our base. We are going to give more, volunteer more, and work our very hard to take back this country from your filthy, indecent corrupt contempt for our our intelligence, our values, our faith, and our Constitution.

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